Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.