Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement?

Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.