Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What do you call a chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Stop Bereave Jokes More Stop Bereave Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster?

A failure.

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!