Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.

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How much does a dead elephant weigh?

A skele**ton**.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"