Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.