Aryan Jokes

  • What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

    Illegal Aryans

  • How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

    He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

  • What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

    A veteran Aryan.

  • What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

    I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.