Bad Haircut Jokes

  • What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

    2-3 weeks tops.

  • What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

    A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

  • What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

    About two weeks.

  • Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

    About 3 weeks.