Envelope Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.