Coke addicts.
Ceramic
A two liner.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
With its punchline
My cat would be dead before I got 50
50 Shades of Earl Grey
Thanks for the mammaries.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
a force of habit
A PANDAwan learner.
Because it has a turd in it.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.
I'm not coming in *this morning*"
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
Because he was to short to be called an essay
Chernobyl fallout...
He thought it was Coke!