If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Paperback
Harlem Shake.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
The green cabs haven't ripened yet.
Tire-less
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Ja-scusi.
A: She's the one on her bike.
a dirt bike
He went at night.
It already had 10 thousand degrees.
NASCAR
Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
Sir!
A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts
Oh, sorry...my fault.