What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Occupant Jokes More Occupant Jokes

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down