Give it ten tickles
Kindle
Ten-ticles!!!
ten-tickles
Dunn Walking!!!
Paulinating.
Tentacles!
Because they TENTACLE.
tickle its balls.
He had a bad heir day
Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.
Hit it in the face with an axe.
Neingag.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
I like to be prepared.
Human Resources.
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.