Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Paperback
He parked at a parking!
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Because it's on the house.
Shake It Off
Michael J. Fox.
Matisse hurt!
2B or not 2B?
I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
He was too far out man
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
Paddy O'Furniture
And Abori-genie.
One you sit on and the other is a park bench.
Park somewhere else.
A: Your ghostliness.