An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
Paperback
Leonardo Da Itchy
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now
Because it wasn't
For shortening!
Matisse hurt!
2B or not 2B?
He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.
Salvador Deli
Sketchy
A park bench can support a family of four.
He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
Because he was sketchy.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
They keep drawing !
A: Easel-y.
Too many strokes.
An anthropologist
A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.
Jacket Chan
Judo
Something Italians learn in preschool.
Italians.
You can't make your van gogh.
Prom
A Haiku.
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
A LexiCon
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
He heard the snow blower was coming.
Condescending