Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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Sketchup

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He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.