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My phone number, call me please!
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
No phone numbers.
looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
He uses a Luigi board.
A: His smellular phone!
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
In case your other agus breaks.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
Fill up the tank
Guaca-MOL-e
Avogadros
He wanted to see time fly!
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
He dumped his girlfriend.
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
I love Satan
Because it's the first Indy movie.