I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Paperback
Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)
Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
A PS FOUR!
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano
I can Unzip it for you.
They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)
Virgin Mobile.
Virgin Mobile
Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.
They start tipping balls.
because lions only understand .rars
A buck an ear!
A buck 'n ear