Because he doesn't carry any matches!
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Superman's powers are all natural .
An Italian sub!
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
Eggs actually get laid.
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
Because krypton gas is odourless.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
Because they rain supreme.
A match made in Heaven.
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
A zebra.
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
The light's witch !
A hallucination.
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
It wanted to get off its ash.
Roast Moosmallows!