End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Kindle
To bring it back to samsung, you racist.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
You don't no jack!
Because you C4 of them exploding every day
Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.
Samsung Not Explode
Guardians of the Galaxy
A Guardian of the Galaxy
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
Paperback
The guardians of the galaxy!
Sam. Samsung
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)
Because "Kindle" was taken.
a Guardian of the Galaxy
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Guardians of the galaxy
Security at Samsung.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.
I'm stoked!
A pilot, you racist!
A pilot, you racist.
The Samsung Note 7
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Because one egg is
Because it's a loaded question!
He wanted to make some doe!
One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.
Frostbite
He was sent to the udder side
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant
