None because it's already lit fam
Hardcover
A lot of likes
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A promegranate.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Pants 50% off
Radioactive elements last longer.
Bison
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
There's none, both like clubbing.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
Paperback
Vachina Town
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
The both leave your crotch on fire
Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.
Take ze bra off.
The knife has a point
It's like a metaphor.
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
The second coming of Jess.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Allahuh Snackbar
Asif Eyecare
Jackit
One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.
The hypocrite's the one that exists.
Math problems actually exist