A Tourist!
Paperback
They both have a hated governor.
W
A Cheese Kurd.
They use a Milwaukee-Talkie
A: He couldn't recall.
At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.
Prom night.
Cherry-atric
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
By watching corn!
It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP
Wait.
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
A low-key person
A person that likes to tell anti jokes.
He tractor down
He Tractor.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
They both have dead walkers.
The Walking Dead.