What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.