How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

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What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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