How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

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Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.