How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!