How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is it wrong to be on the left?

Because it's not right.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD