How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.