How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?

When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

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Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!