How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

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How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian