How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!