How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?