How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.