How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

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How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

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What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.