Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
None. They can't change anything.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
None that's a hardware problem
Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.
Get off me holmes!
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
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So he can be juan with everything.
Juan down, a million more to go.
