How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

History Jokes More History Jokes

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.