What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone?

a HIPAAcrite

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

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What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

Why are there no good racist jokes for white people?

because, only whites are racist.