What console does god use?

Praystation

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.