Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.