How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.