How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.