What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

The ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."