What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.