What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.