What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

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How do you make a Gorilla laugh?

Tell it an elephant joke!

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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What did One Direction say when they became popular?

Zayn Ma Luck

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.