What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.