What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.