What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call it when a psychic midget escape from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive?

A small medium at large.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Little Person Jokes More Little Person Jokes

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!