What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel