What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow