What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.